svveetlemonade:

mfandcjforever:

svveetlemonade:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation 

i agree bethany

who the hell is bethany

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timeandrelative-impala-inspace:

laugh-attacks:

angeldictator:

angeldictator:

Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.

if this reaches 80k i will have a heart attack

Call the paramedics

no, we’ll just bury her.

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fffcuk:

subternatural:

fffcuk:

if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous

or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me

the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess

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kawaiipeculier:

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

TO BEAR ARMS

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goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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sassydetective:

we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

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lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

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kaworuniggiesa:

pkmntrainer-wally:

kaworuniggiesa:

are boys real

no

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